*WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE. . .* *The Italian –* throws away the coffee, breaks the cup and leaves furious. *The German –* carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. *The Frenchman –* removes the fly and drinks the coffee. *The Chinese –* eats the fly and throws it out of the coffee. *The Russian –* Drinks the coffee with the fly, as it was a free extra. *The Israeli –* sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into the coffee. *The Palestinian –* blames the Israeli for the fly that fell into his coffee, protests to the UN against that act of aggression, asks the European Union for a loan to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to buy explosives and then blows up a coffee shop where the Italian, the French, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so that there can be peace. But where is the “*American*”? Pretending he's saving the world so no one will realize that he was the one who put the fly in the coffee...😁